1. Look, You Pompous Asshole, I Own You Now, I Own All Of This

2. Who Is This Idiot? You! You! Why Are You In My Space? Why?

3. What Is All This Crap?

4. What Is This?

5. We're Gonna Be Making Some Changes Around Here

6. We're Gonna Turn This Place Around

7. This Is My Art

8. Who's Ever Seen A Shark That Big?

9. That's Right

10. I'm Gonna Make You Rich

11. All This Stuff's Gotta Go

12. For The Pussy, That's Why!

13. Why'd You Get In This Business, Ya Prick?

14. Just Doing My Part For The Community

15. Oh Carl, Try Not To Kill Any More Respected Police Officers. Please?

16. Asshole

17. Catch You Later, Homeboys

18. Hey, Ryder? What The Hell You Doing?

19. Mmm, My Wife Loves This Stuff, Man

20. Square Business, Man

21. Where's Mine?

22. Man, Who You Calling A Boy, Fool?

23. Morning, Boys

24. Move

25. Man, Fuck You

26. Man, Just Chill Out, Aight

27. Bitch, Get Outta Here

28. It's Probably Not Plugged In

29. You Doing This To Me?

30. Eject! Plastic Crap!

31. Damn - No Matter, I Can Buy A Hundred More

32. He Better Fucking Understand

33. You Understand?

34. It's Easy, Fool

35. What Else Could I Do?

36. What?

37. Screw You!

38. Who Do You Think You Are, You Piece Of Plastic Shit?

39. We Don't Like Him And He Don't Like Us

40. Officer Pulaski Thinks You're Trying To Screw With Us, Carl

41. We Can Shit On You From Such A Height, You'll Think God Himself Has Crapped On You

42. So You Finally Found Time To Drop By

43. Now Get The Fuck Outta Here!

44. Another Gangbanging, Drug-Pushing, Cop-Killing Bitch, Just Like You

45. Sounds Like A Fucking Excuse To Me

46. Move Over, Let Him Sit Down, Asshole!

47. So How'd The Deal Go Down

48. Hey, Doing Time For The Family Is No Piece Of Cake

49. That Was My Money, Tommy. My Money!

50. No Sonny... I Don't Have The Money...

51. There's No Stopping You!

52. You Better Be Kidding Me Tommy, Tell Me You Still Got The Money!

53. I Need You To Do Me Another Favor

54. Tommy! Tommy. It's Been Too Long

55. Hey That's My Paper Man. That's Money

56. I Got Caught Up In The Money, The Power...

57. Go Get Some Sleep

58. I Poke My Head Out Of The Gutter For One Freakin' Second And Fate Shovels Shit In My Face

59. Drop The Gun

60. A'ight, Fuck It, That's Enough

61. Damn - My Shit Was Whack!

62. My Money, Man

63. A Little Truth Here, A Little Truth There...

64. Drive-By!

65. No, You Ain't Never Been Clean, Carl

66. Carl Johnson. My Man

67. Trash Can Bitch!

68. Unlike You, I Ain't Never Ate From A Trash Can

69. This Is A Weapon, Officer Pulaski

70. I Can't Stand Cold Food

71. Yeah, Right, Right, Right, Right, Right. Let's Eat

72. Shut Your Dumb Ass Up And Load The Bag

73. Hey I'll Take A Number 9 - Fat Boy

74. Time To Die

75. Well, What've We Got Here?

76. I'll Have Two Number 9S, A Number 9 Large...

77. I Know, I Know. You're Just Overwhelmed With Emotion

78. Smash!

79. I'll Be In Touch

80. You Better Not Be Screwing With Me Tommy

81. I Guess That's A Perspective Thing

82. What I'm Saying Is...

83. C'mon, Let's Go, I Ain't Got Time To Fuck With You!

84. I Don't Give A Shit

85. I Had No Choice... I Had To Do It...

86. Feeling Exposed, Huh?

87. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding! Good Answer, Carl!

88. Oh! I Almost Forgot, Carl

89. You Know, You're Gonna Thank Me One Day, For Opening Your Fucking Eyes

90. It Ain't Over, Carl! It Ain't Over!

91. Carl, You Motherfucking Piece Of Shit Gang-Banging Cocksucker!

92. Yo! That Shit Sucks! Damn!

93. No One Else Is That Small! I Feel Sorry For Your Dad!

94. I'm Hungry!

95. Speak Up, Nigga!

96. You Know What, Man? Get The Fuck Outta Here Before You Be Laying On Your Back

97. Keep Up, Motherfucker!

98. This Is Drug Money

99. You Work Fast, Nigga

100. Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

101. The Only Thing That Matters Is The Hood, Homie

102. Stay The Fuck From Around Here Punk!

103. See You Around Like A Doughnut, Carl

104. It Ain't Me Fool!

105. Good Afternoon Balla Dope Pushers!

106. Now Go Make That Motherfucking Toilet Sparkle

107. Same Old Cj! Busta! Straight Busta!